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[14 Feb 2004|06:33pm]
[ mood | crappy ]

It's raining. It's pouring. Tony is horny. He went to bed, and got some head, and Benji left in the morning. <------best sentence EVER. Thank you thelostnlonely for making my very shitty Valentine's Day. I didn't get to hang out with Kelly, and now everything sucks. I had to go to my fucking new house, rip nails out of the beams in the bathroom walls, scrape excess glue off the floor, and vacuum, and shit. Oh, the only good thing was that I got to throw things out the fucking window. Sounds like fun, right? *rolls eyes* I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE everything right now. But I'm digging this new layout. Pure FUCKING SEX.

Peace.

The KELLSTER.

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erm. yeah. [06 Feb 2004|09:34pm]
Your favourite sex position by DeadCell
Name
PositionAnal (Don't touch me)
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What Kind of Sex Do You Prefer? by amay129
First Name
Type of sexDry
How many times will you16
Wherehot tub
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Your Dark Secret by tinyman
Your LiveJournal name
Your dark secretYou suck cock for cocaine
How many times you have done this6
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A Kinky Sex Game by annie_mossity
Username:
Who will you do:
Accessory:a spiked collar
Where:in a ball pit
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A Kinky Sex Game by annie_mossity
Username:
Who will you do:
Accessory:a Hollywood Video vest
Where:in a castle
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A Kinky Sex Game by annie_mossity
Username:
Who will you do:
Accessory:a spiked collar
Where:in a museum
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SEX-girls only by Seiteki
Name
Who you want to have sex with
Inches he will give9
How many times you will orgasm8
How many times he will orgasm7
How will you do it?Bondage
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What Sex Toy Are You? by brillig
Your name
Your favorite naughty word
You embody this sex toyA Male Chastity Belt
Retail value of toy made from your genitals$94
Your sekrit porn fetish"Daddy" Porn
How many times a day you masturbate299
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what punk rock threesome will you be involved in? by sex_with_fraggles
name
age
first personChris Wilson
second personBilly Martin
locationAlley
dateDecember 4, 2008
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Who is YOUR Punk Lover by Slythiechick
Username
Age
Fave color
Your lover is:Sid Vicious
He will leave you:To tour with Marilyn Manson
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Who is YOUR Punk Lover by Slythiechick
Username
Age
Fave color
Your lover is:Lars Fredrickson
He will leave you:To be deported
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what is your porn star name? by lunz
name
favorite dirty thing to do
your porn star namepussy galore
your porno movie nameboy scouts 2
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Which band member will you marry? by anti_y0u_
Name
Who it isDavey Havok
When you will get marriedAugust 10, 2009
How many time you will have sex8
How many kids you will have0
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[27 Jan 2004|11:16am]
elise, i love you!! hahahahahhaha. this was about dreams..uh oh.

ass probably wouldn't taste as good in real lifeCollapse )
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haha. [27 Jan 2004|11:14am]
convo with the kelly.

salsa hotness?!Collapse )
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omg omg omg omg!!!!!!!! [26 Jan 2004|05:59pm]
Who will your ex-husband be? by Bert
Name
Ex-HusbandDaniel Johns
Date MarriedFebruary 23, 2014
Date DivorcedMarch 24, 2029
Reason for DivorceHe was in a porno
Amount of Alimony$800,568
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HOLY SHIT!!! IT'S BILLY'S LOVER!!! HELLS YEAH! *LICKS DANIEL JOHN'S FACE* YEP. I'M HORNY.

What will your last words be? by cum_on_bitch
Your LJ username
Your real name
Your sex
Your age
Your last words will be..."i hate you so much..."
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that's so me.

Your Celebrity Kink Initiation by lokifin
Username
Hair Color
Favorite Texture
LocationShower
CelebrityEwan McGregor
ImplementCorset
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aww...fuck. corsets ughhhh...ohhhhh. *moans* now i'm all wet...wahhhh. ohhhhhhhhh.........lmao.
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fun thingys [15 Jan 2004|05:12pm]
Your Love Situation by Amberishjewel
Username?
Your Love Is...Soft
During Lovemaking You Act...Like a volcano, hot & steamy
Your Partner Is...Your soulmate
Your Partner Has Said That You...Are a great lover
Your Love is Summed Up In A Quote."Play is not for kids alone"
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play is not for kids and kids alone...*smirks*

What Makes You Sexy? by eva71
Name/NickName
Gender
Sexy Body Part IsYour Nose
Special Talents AreBlow Jobs
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yes. kelly is a freak.
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::you left the frays from the ties you severed when you say best friends means friends forever:: [15 Jan 2004|05:01pm]
[ mood | frustrated ]

today is a snow day. i'm almost done with chapter 16 of 'sins'. i feel like shit, and i really am hating everything at the moment. I hate everything that i write, i hate everything that i say, i hate everything that i do, i hate....i dont even know anymore. i'm pissed because of what i've felt in the past, which i can't change, and still feel now. i like her. and it hurts. it hurts a lot. she doesn't know she tortures me so. i know she doesn't like me like that either. she likes me as just a friend. i should mock myself, because i'm not good enough for anyone. no one. guy nor girl..and it hurts me. my fucking heart hurts from not being able to be loved. and i'm so pissed off that i've never even so much as kissed someone. how fucking lame is that? i hate this. i fucking hate this. i'm such a fucking dyke, considering i know exactly how to go about writing a femslash. hmm.

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shitty and good day. [05 Jan 2004|07:12pm]
first day back to school which is an uuuuck. but i'm unbelievably happy inside, even the whole "i feel like an old abandoned church with broken pews and empty aisles" feeling had gone away. i've begun typing up chapter sixteen, which is bound to make even the most sane of us all very happy. ireland was great. and i also have my obsession with my cousin's friend ROB to contend with. he is so...amazing. tall, dark, handsome, nice, and he was a guy i was actually able to talk to. erm. yeah. i also went into dublin a few times, which was funnnnnn. and then i hung out a lot and chilled. mucho funno. anyway. yeah. i am going now. peace.

ps. i got a 90 on that global essay. pooh pooh.

the kellster.
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[18 Dec 2003|04:29pm]
[ mood | ecstatic ]

One more day till I leave for Ireland!!! Oh Yeah.....score one for the kellster. Very very happy. Had a global essay today...bullshitted my way through it....always do, and I still get 95's on them...wtf is w/ mr. rad?? but anyways, i got my retainers on tuesday, and guess what? I get in the car and my mom tells me, I'v egot a present for you. I was like what is it? and then she tells me she was going to put in in my suitcase, but decided against it. I open up the envelope, and there it is...a brand spanking new tiffany bracelet, and yeah, I admit, I wanted one so bad, and nobody, I mean, nobody has it, since its new and my mom got it from work, where she knows someone who sells them, and a lot of my friends told me that they get the tiffany catalogue, and it wasn't in there...so hmmm...but i'm just a very happy camper. gonna do good on that math test tomorrow if its the last thing i do. GO me! and tonight i am going to see Lord of the Rings:Return of the King...can't wait, because i am a LOTR fanatic. Harry Potter 3 comes out in june, practically right before my birthday...oh yeah.

Peace out.
the kellster, aka corrodedheart aka the horny one aka cheesy bob aka horny bitch, aka ummmm......aka no more akas. akay?

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hehe [16 Dec 2003|05:46pm]
Where Will You Have Sex? by natterz_
Name
DateAugust 22, 2054
Number Of Times411
PlaceIn a spaceship
PersonMatt Lovato
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and matt lovato is my sexiiiii man. oh yes.
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hmmmmmmmmmm [16 Dec 2003|03:56pm]
Your Sexual Profile (you sexual deviant you...) by sparkledee
Name
Your Secret Kink ThingYou swing both ways. Often.
Your Sexual StrengthOpen-minded to ANYTHING...
Your Sexual WeaknessYour partner never orgasms.
Your Likely STDGenital Herpes
How Many Partners in Crime?a few...*wink wink*
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whahahhahaha...hehe.
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umm ya..wha? wha? [16 Dec 2003|03:55pm]
Your rockstar husband by girl_rotten
Username
HusbandTony Lovato of Mest
Wedding DayDecember 9, 2035
Number of Kids9
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My sexy bitch!! wowowowowowow.......((in awe))
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Elise is gonna marry me...lmao [16 Dec 2003|03:52pm]
My wife is better than yours nah nah nah nah nahCollapse )
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umm yeah me and elise. [16 Dec 2003|03:50pm]
elise, you rock.
Jilly is cool and she meets the cool Elise..and well, there's meCollapse )
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how much julie pissed me off that day [16 Dec 2003|03:49pm]
[ mood | crappy ]

my seriously annoyed convo w/ julie....argh....
total bitchyness........wtf.........my life sucks so bad.....nobody understands.....i wish everything would end. The leaving song pt. II describes it perfectly.
"To break down, and cease all feeling, burn now what once was breathing. Reach out, and you make take my heart away."
My heart wasn't taken away. It was ripped out by my best friend.

*sticks tongue out* you suck.Collapse )

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kellyness convo from awhile ago. [16 Dec 2003|03:47pm]
[ mood | crazy ]

wow the kellyness is apparentCollapse )

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Yeah....right. [16 Dec 2003|03:43pm]
[ mood | busy ]

this is my brand spanking new journal...oh yeah. Hot pink is sexiii...especially in benji's hair...and we all know it. As you can see, there are links...one to my writing journal above, and one to elise's journal because she's my wife...oh yeah. Funnnnn. Well, anywayz..the point is...GO CHECK OUT MY WRITING OF BAND SLASH ((mostly incest of course)) when i go for bad things, i go all the way. lmao.

Yours truly,
k3lly aka satan aka corrodedheart aka kellster aka cheesy bob

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